Artery	The study of painting
Bacteria	Back door of a cafeteria
Barium	What undertakers do when the doctor’s treatment fails
Bowel	A letter like A,E,I,O or U
Caesarean Section	A district of Rome
Cat scan	Searching for Kitty
Cauterise	Made eye contact with her
Colic	A sheep dog
Coma	Punctuation mark
Congenital	Friendly
D & C	Where Washington is
Dilate	To live longer
Enema	Not a friend
Genital	Not Jewish
GI series	Soldier ball game
Hangnail	Coat hook
High colonic	Jewish religious holiday
Impotent	Distinguished, well known
Labour pain	Getting hurt at work
Medical staff	A doctor’s cane
Morbid	A higher offer
Nitrate	Cheaper than the day rate
Node	Well aware of
Outpatient	Person who has fainted
Pap smear	Fatherhood test
Pelvis	Cousin of Elvis
Post operative	Letter carrier
Prostrate	Flat on your back
Recovery room	Place to do upholstery
Rectum	Damn nearly killed him
Rheumatic	Amorous
Secretion	Hiding something
Seizure	Roman emperor
Tablet	A small table
Terminal illness	Getting sick at the airport
Tibia	A country in North Africa
Tumour	More than one more
Urine	Opposite to “ you’re out”
Varicose	Nearby
Vein	Conceited